me: LET'S GO TO KENYA
otherperson: coincidently my friend is going to africa
otherperson: and why?
otherperson: are you paying?
me: i want to HUNT YOU DOWN
otherperson: is this because youre a stalker?
me: naw (someoneelse) is a stalker
otherperson: both of you are
otherperson: so why am i being hunted down?
me: because boba fett told me to bring you in
otherperson: ...
otherperson: are you on drugs?
and no, i wasn't.
